Fri 3/9 - 300 @ the IMAX

Z3RO ANG3L · 03-08-2007, 01:23 PM

Anyone interested in going to the 9:30 show of 300 at the IMAX? This is at the Brendan theatres @ The Palms.

I'm not sure what the crowd will be like for this so I'm thinking about getting to the theatre @ least by 8p.
If there's any interest you wanna talk about about meeting before hitting the theatre for some eats?

moonbaby · 03-08-2007, 01:25 PM

I know i have a few members discussing going to see this movie on friday night as well would you mind if i let them know you posted ?

Z3RO ANG3L · 03-08-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by moonbaby

I know i have a few members discussing going to see this movie on friday night as well would you mind if i let them know you posted ?

Go for it. I'm gonna be seeing if I can get a couple of my non-motorcycle friends to go as well.

moonbaby · 03-08-2007, 03:41 PM

awesome I posted it

fniess3 · 03-08-2007, 07:35 PM

Maybe, Ill see how the ride goes.

Is anyone doing anyting late night style??

nauctshea · 03-09-2007, 02:04 PM

I'm in on this, though I have been informed that perhaps hitting the Palms (and being that close to the Strip) on a Friday night might be more trouble than it's worth.

May I suggest the Green Valley Ranch instead? We could hit any of these times:
7:00pm | 7:30pm | 8:00pm | 9:45pm | 10:15pm | 10:45pm

vegaseric · 03-09-2007, 02:09 PM

I'm gonna try to convince the wife to see this on Imax...maybe not tonight, though. Check out this review I found!

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I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.

It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.

The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE:

COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES
Who gives a **** if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.

COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.

Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.

NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)
These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.
Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.
Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.

fniess3 · 03-09-2007, 02:17 PM

WOW, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!! I laughed so hard I peed a little

vegaseric · 03-09-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fredbull

WOW, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!! I laughed so hard I peed a little

I've read this three times and I still crack the fuck up. My cow-orkers think I'm losing my damn mind.

vegaseric · 03-09-2007, 02:34 PM

Quote:

...COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.
...

2upFZ1 · 03-09-2007, 02:39 PM

Too funny.

Z3RO ANG3L · 03-09-2007, 05:33 PM

That review was an ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

I am now convinced that the idea to ralley 300 riders to go see this movie en masse is a stroke of utter geenyus.

As for tonight, I am afraid that I am going to have to bail on the IMAX showing myself.. sorry, I suck, I know. I will be trying for the 9:45 @ the GreenValley Ranch instead. And at the moment I'm even feeling kinda 'Meh' about that.

And the next time I will make sure to pay closer attention and not post something that conflicts with Friday Night Hype. Sorry 'bout that. (I suck and I'm a retard)

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fniess3 First Gear Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 25	Maybe, Ill see how the ride goes. Is anyone doing anyting late night style??

03-09-2007, 02:17 PM	#8
fniess3 First Gear Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 25	WOW, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!! I laughed so hard I peed a little