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Old 03-23-2008, 08:32 AM   #1
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I was depressed last night so I called the suicide hotline.

It's been outsourced to a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.



They got all excited and asked
if I could drive a truck.



 
 
Old 03-23-2008, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:42 PM   #4
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LMAO...sooooo bad lol
 
 
Old 03-23-2008, 10:44 PM   #5
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Old 03-26-2008, 05:56 PM   #6
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So what's the medical bennies like...
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Old 03-26-2008, 06:42 PM   #7
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So what's the medical bennies like...
No need for medical, dental or 401k, but the death bennies sound tempting, something about virgins and paradise. I'll check the fine print and get back to ya.
 
 
Old 03-26-2008, 07:16 PM   #8
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Old 03-27-2008, 08:50 AM   #9
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