Dear lady in the craptastic gray car, every woman needs to look beautiful and still make it to work on time. I find your skill in driving with no hands quite astonishing. I mean the way you held your eyeball open and applied makeup while only drifting into one other lane....just amazing! Is there a school for that?

Dear Audi, I see that you just realized, feet before the left hand turn, that you need to be in my lane. I apologize for being in your way, as the median was a bit hard for me to climb. I appreciate the honk. I hope you saw my wave!

Dear Hummer, you are a very large vehicle. I know stop signs don't apply to you even though I would normally have the right of way. I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to stop in the middle of the road, but I just wanted to make sure you had enough clearance. Also, after following you a bit, I noticed your very luxurious vehicle doesn't seem to have turn signals. Is that an extra option?



be careful people :(

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So true

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This is a great post. Nicely done.

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Had to vent! I was kinda surprised with the sudden surge of idiocy for one day. I usually average one...but three in a day? Amaaaazing

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fu**ing cagers!!! all idiots! Monday and Tuesday they were especially impatient what with the temperature over 106 and all. Geez!

I favorite is the mother in a mini van full of kids talking on her cell phone and just deciding she is going to take over my lane and force me over. Then have the nerve to give me the 1 finger wave like I'm the asshole.

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Oh yea, it's NEVER their fault. I mean, they are driving the normal transportation of society. We are reckless rebels on 2 wheels.

I'm going to find someone to make decals that look like outside rearview mirrors and start putting them on my tank like fighters did in WWII of downed enemy aircraft.

When I was racing dual sport I did that with turtle decals. They were upside down with an "X" for their eyes.

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Riding a motorcycle without a helmet is like trolling for unprotected hooker nookie in sub-Saharan Africa.

I disagree with reckless, but as far as being a REBEL...........ya betcha ass I am! Always thought of myself as a rebel and I guess if people think it is rebels that ride, then I am glad to be a part of the rebel society.

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