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Old July 12th @ 11:37 pm   #1
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From: North Las Vegas

Motorcycle: '06 GSXR 600
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Originally Posted by oldfart01 View Post
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME


A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows,but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment , has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, than leave..

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139...

We do it here for $50, and

Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.


 
 
Old July 13th @ 12:09 am   #2
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 2001 ZRX1200R, 2005 Hyosung GT650S Track Bike
Good to know for when I turn 80!
 
 

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