2004 Yamaha R1

Date: 2011-04-24, 2:06PM

OK, let me start off by saying this R1 is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this R1 would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. Its got 16k miles and is clean as a sterile alcohol swab. Everything is OEM except for the adjustable levers, windscreen and paint. Clean title in hand.

It was never intended to ride to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what your Prius is for, but still does get really good gas mileage. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. So if you can't handle being seen behind the wheel of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying, nazi killing hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.
This R1 was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $5,500 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but shoot me an email and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk over a nice glass of Mickey's while we listen to Johnny Cash.


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Original URL: 2004 Yamaha R1

2004 Yamaha R1

Now that's classic!

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LOL..somethin' different.

I must admit, however...I do like it in orange. (the pics on the original ad)

But Mr. He-Man should learn to rotate his odo pic so that it reads the right side up.

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nice.

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This have got to be the best CL ever! A very motivated seller. Im gonna steal a few lines next time I have to sell something, hahaha

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Burmese -roundhouse-sphincter kick...LMFAO.

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HahahhahahahHahHHah....that's the funniest shit I ever read....I'm not even looking for a bike and I want to buy his bike just to meet him and drink that beer with him.....what city craigslist was that?????? I got to move there and smoke big tree !!!!

Hawaii.....i still get a kick out of reading it

wow. EPIC. Definitely greatest ad ever.