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Old 09-21-2007, 06:56 PM   #1
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Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

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Old 09-21-2007, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2007, 06:47 AM   #3
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man thats some crazy read.........
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Old 09-22-2007, 07:49 AM   #4
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Talk about hot in the pants......
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:25 PM   #5
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"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

Eventually? So how's it acting now?

Maybe tourette's of the peepee?
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:01 AM   #6
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