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Old March 26th @ 06:44 pm   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The State of New Mexico claimed he wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," said the agent. "That would be

 
 
Old March 26th @ 07:36 pm   #2
Howie B
 
Did I miss something...I even read it a couple times
 
 
Old March 27th @ 09:02 am   #3
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
A lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink." The lady says...
 
 
Old March 27th @ 07:10 pm   #4
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From: Renton
A Priest, a Rabbi and the Easter bunny are standing in front of the condom section in Safeway. The Easter bunny says "damn - I fuck like a rabbit and need to take stock in Trojan" The Priest says "I get mine free from the Vatican" The Rabbi say's
 
 
Old March 27th @ 07:50 pm   #5
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 2001 ZRX1200R, 2005 Hyosung GT650S Track Bike
That was a bit pre-mature!
 
 
Old March 28th @ 06:38 pm   #6
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From: Renton
why I don't date catholics...i
 
 

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