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Old May 20th @ 09:02 pm   #1
Howie B


Virginity like bubble,

one prick, all gone.


Man who run in front of car

get tired.


Man who run behind car

get exhausted.


Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.


Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.


Man who walk through

airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok


Man with one chopstick go hungry.


Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money


Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.


Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth.


War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.


Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.


Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.


Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.


Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

*~*~*~* ~ *~*~* ~ *~*~*

Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.


Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.


Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



chinese, cookies, fortune

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