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Old May 20th @ 09:02 pm   #1
Howie B
 
CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:

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Virginity like bubble,

one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car

get tired.

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Man who run behind car

get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through

airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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