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Old July 14th @ 11:08 am   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
>>> devoted wife. She was a very good-looking
>>> woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
>>> little about ranching, so she decided to
>>> place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>>>
>>> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
>> other
>>> a drunk. She thought long and hard
>>> about it, and when no one else applied she decided to
>> hire
>>> the gay guy, figuring it would be safer
>>> to have him around the house than the drunk.
>>>
>>> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
>> every
>>> day and knew a lot about ranching.
>>>
>>> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
>>> doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's
>>> widow said to the hired hand,
>>>
>>> ?You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks
>>> great. You should go into town and kick up
>>> your heels.? The hired hand readily agreed and went
>> into
>>> town one Saturday night.
>>>
>>>
>>> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
>> return.
>>> Two o'clock and no hired hand.
>>>
>>>
>>> Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
>> entering
>>> the room, he found the rancher's widow
>>> sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
>> for
>>> him. She quietly called him over to her.
>>>
>>> ?Unbutton my blouse and take it off,? she said.
>>> Trembling, he did as she directed. ?Now take off
>>> my boots.? He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>>>
>>> ?Now take off my socks.? He removed each gently and
>> placed
>>> them neatly by her boots. ?Now take
>>> off my skirt.? He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
>>> watching her eyes in the fire light.
>>>
>>> ?Now take off my bra.? Again, with trembling hands,
>> he
>>> did as he was told and dropped it to the
>>> floor. Then she looked at him and said, ?If you ever
>> wear
>>> my clothes into town again, you're fired.?

 
 
Old July 14th @ 01:05 pm   #2
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: CBR 1000rr/600f4i
OH SHIT!!! Now that was a GREAT joke!!!
 
 
Old July 14th @ 01:53 pm   #3
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
Quote:
Originally Posted by RisingPhoenix View Post
OH SHIT!!! Now that was a GREAT joke!!!
Never thought you'd get caught huh?
 
 
Old July 14th @ 01:57 pm   #4
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 2008 GSXR600
That was funny
 
 

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