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Old November 3rd @ 07:40 am   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
change! The chicken understood the old side of the road wasn't working
anymore.

JOHN MC CAIN: Friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to stand, fight the enemy and keep America safe, the
need to be victorious against our enemies!

SARAH PALIN: Well, doggone it, up in the heartland of Alaska , we'd
just shoot that ol' chicken, skin it, fry it up and sit down with our
diverse family to eat it with some other maverick, Joe Sixpack type food,
you betcha!

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
qualified to ensure right from day one that every chicken in this country
gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
my concern.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road. Is
this an American chicken? The chicken is either against us, or for us. There
is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: Are we thinking about that poop? Chicken poop is a
wonderful, free source of...

AL SHARPTON: Why are all these chickens white? We need some black
chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road
before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
current problems before adding new problems..

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going
to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You
can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking patriotic
American!

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say
we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'
That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as
that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This
new platform is much more stable and will never crash....... .reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 
 
Old November 3rd @ 06:15 pm   #2
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: 2006 GSX-R 600 Half Naked Edition
Somebody give Mark a late pass...

http://scsportbikes.com/off-topic/12...ross-road.html

Where you been? You're usually on top of this.
 
 
Old November 3rd @ 06:52 pm   #3
Howie B
 
Good catch Marcus, except for the fact that I missed it as well but caught it on this time around so it wasn't for nothing!!!
 
 
Old November 3rd @ 07:16 pm   #4
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
I'm like "Did I see this in an email? on SCS? where?"

Still funny shit...even the second time around.
 
 

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