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Old January 7th @ 03:40 pm   #1
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From: Las Vegas

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Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

 
 
Old January 7th @ 04:09 pm   #2
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From: North
how cute, they replaced chuck norris with jack bauer.
 
 
Old January 7th @ 05:54 pm   #3
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: 2006 GSX-R 600 Half Naked Edition
Chuck Norris doesn't know shit about terrorists.

I think that was funny if you watch 24
 
 
Old January 7th @ 06:12 pm   #4
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From: North
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slejor View Post
Chuck Norris doesn't know shit about terrorists.

I think that was funny if you watch 24
true but jack bauer deserves originality!
 
 
Old January 7th @ 06:46 pm   #5
Howie B
 
I've never watched 24, sounds like I'm missin out
 
 
Old January 7th @ 07:02 pm   #6
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: 2006 GSX-R 600 Half Naked Edition
Jack Bauer is the Superman of our generation. And he'd torture his own family to stop a terrorist attack. Check out one of the precious seasons some time.
 
 
Old January 7th @ 07:04 pm   #7
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From: North
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Originally Posted by Slejor View Post
Jack Bauer is the Superman of our generation. And he'd torture his own family to stop a terrorist attack. Check out one of the precious seasons some time.
lol oooorrrrrrrrr, you could just start by watching an EPISODE
 
 
Old January 7th @ 07:04 pm   #8
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From: North
jeeeeeeeze marcus. you are the kind of guy that would use a flame thrower to light a candle arent you??
 
 
Old January 7th @ 07:20 pm   #9
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: 2006 GSX-R 600 Half Naked Edition
OK. Three episodes. Starting with the first episode in the season.
 
 

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