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Old February 27th @ 12:26 pm   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.



You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit.



Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference

between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,

horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the

shit hits the fan.



You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.



Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times

when you feel like shit.



You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit

or a lot of weird shit.



You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's

creek without a paddle..

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a

bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.



When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of

the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything

else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't

give a shit!



Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give

a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you

happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

 
 
Old February 27th @ 01:50 pm   #2
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From: El Cajon, CA

Motorcycle: 02 VFR800 ABS - Street, 03 CBR600rr - Track
I disagree! NWS - keep the volume down.

YouTube - WoW: Uses of the "F-Word"
 
 
Old February 27th @ 02:31 pm   #3
BlueRider7o2's Avatar
 
From: LV
Mark, isn't that from Carlin?

Todd, that's a funny fuckin video.

ps- this thread needs to be in NWS now.
 
 
Old February 28th @ 09:17 am   #4
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From: N. Las Vegas

Motorcycle: On the back of my Baby's
All I know is that the "S" and "F" word are used in my everyday language.
 
 
Old February 28th @ 10:17 am   #5
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 99 Black Bird CBR1100XX
Quote:
Originally Posted by LilBitDvl View Post
All I know is that the "S" and "F" word are used in my everyday language.
SOand FORright?

I think I need my eyes checked, I can't read the writing on your avitar for some reason I can't focus, their are BOOBIES in the way
 
 

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