August 15th @ 06:54 am  #1 
From: 92H8 Motorcycle: a turbocharged vacuum... i upgraded my broom... 
for some reason, this made me think of mr pheer... It is possible to successfully fend off a zombie attack, according to Canadian mathematicians. The key is to “hit hard and hit often.” Oh yes, somebody actually did a study on mathematics of a hypothetical zombie attack, and published it in a book on infectious disease. So, while we still don’t know what to do if a deadly asteroid takes aim at Earth, an unlikely but technically possible situation, we now know what to do in case of a zombie attack. “An outbreak of zombies is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead,” the authors wrote. “It is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble.” Having spent a fair amount of time mixing science with beer in the wee hours while trying to finish a thesis, I’m guessing that at some point, a graduate student who had spent far too many hours tweaking a mathematical model of infectious disease in the basement of a Canadian university said something like this: “What would happen if we made it so they could come back to life?” This was followed by the other math students in the basement gathering around the computer, happily creating a plausible model for the outbreak of infectious zombie disease, and then brainstorming on how to make their model relevant. “Clearly, this is an unlikely scenario if taken literally,” they wrote. “But possible reallife applications may include allegiance to political parties, or diseases with a dormant infection.” Right. Anyway, the model focuses on modern zombies, which are “very different from the voodoo and the folklore zombies.” It takes into account the possibility of quarantine (could lead to eradication, but unlikely to happen) and treatment (some humans survive, but they still must coexist with zombies), but shows that there is only one strategy likely to succeed: “impulsive eradication.” “Only sufficiently frequent attacks, with increasing force, will result in eradication, assuming the available resources can be mustered in time,” they concluded. And if we don’t act fast enough? “If the timescale of the outbreak increases, then the result is the doomsday scenario: an outbreak of zombies will result in the collapse of civilization, with every human infected, or dead,” they wrote. “This is because human births and deaths will provide the undead with a limitless supply of new bodies to infect, resurrect and convert.” How fast do we need to deal with the outbreak? Here’s the equation they used, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed. If an infection breaks out in a city of 500,000 people, the zombies will outnumber the susceptibles in about three days. Maybe being a mathematician wouldn’t be so bad, after all. Citation: “When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection,” [pdf] by Philip Munz, Ioan Hudea, Joe Imad and Robert J, Smith. In “Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress,” eds. J.M. Tchuenche and C. Chiyaka, Nova Science Publishers, Inc. pp. 133150, 2009. Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack  Wired Science  Wired.com 
August 15th @ 07:16 am  #2 
From: vegas Motorcycle: 93 cbr 900 rr 
im more worried about the 6 million people whos unemployment is going to run out in the start of 2010 and what they are going to do have do to feed their family then zombies

August 15th @ 07:25 am  #3 
From: Las Vegas Motorcycle: CBR 1000rr/600f4i  Let them eat cake!
Last edited by RisingPhoenix; August 15th at 08:29 am. 
August 15th @ 07:31 am  #4 
From: Las Vegas Motorcycle: CBR1000rr 
I take care of zombies on Call of Duty, Nazi zombies. I don't negotiate with terrorist OR zombies.

August 15th @ 12:32 pm  #5 
From: 92H8 Motorcycle: a turbocharged vacuum... i upgraded my broom... 
wow, i guess i shoulda put this on 702sb instead, they know about the zombies on there...

August 16th @ 12:11 am  #6 
From: north carolina Motorcycle: 2006 cbr 600rr  
August 16th @ 09:18 am  #7 
From: Las Vegas Motorcycle: 2001 ZRX1200R, 2005 Hyosung GT650S Track Bike 
Here is a picture of the guy who came up with the study

August 17th @ 08:00 am  #8 
From: 92H8 Motorcycle: a turbocharged vacuum... i upgraded my broom...  lol seriously, though, i figured there would be some more people on here who knew about the zombies than there apparently are... like i said before, will is one of them... he had a survival guide thread somewhere. oh well. 
August 17th @ 02:48 pm  #9 
From: Las Vegas, NV Motorcycle: 2006 GSXR 600 Half Naked Edition  I'm more concerned about the robot uprising. HUAR!

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