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Old October 12th @ 03:45 pm   #1
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From: 92H8

Motorcycle: a turbocharged vacuum... i upgraded my broom...
THE LIE CLOCK


A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh!", said the man, "Whose Clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible!" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."


 
 
Old October 12th @ 05:48 pm   #2
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From: vegas

Motorcycle: 93 cbr 900 rr
thats funny
 
 
Old October 12th @ 10:54 pm   #3
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From: north carolina

Motorcycle: 2006 cbr 600rr
nice.
 
 
Old October 13th @ 01:43 am   #4
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From: Kingman AZ

Motorcycle: CBR 954RR
lol
 
 
Old October 13th @ 01:44 am   #5
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From: Cheyenne & Decatur

Motorcycle: 2005 Yahmaha FZ6
lol thats funny
 
 
Old October 13th @ 02:16 pm   #6
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From: Tempe Arizona

Motorcycle: 01 Yamaha R1
HaHa!
 
 
Old October 14th @ 04:48 pm   #7
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From: north las vegas

Motorcycle: kawasaki ninja 650r 2008 lots of mods
so i was wondering if there a 3 speed fan on the clock just so jesus can change the speed hehehe
 
 

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