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Old February 13th @ 10:51 pm   #1
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Feb. 13 - 'Mistress Day' - marks day of straying for men
BY Nicole Lyn Pesce
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

The OTHER Valentine's Day
Is Mistress Day the real deal?


No, it's just a myth.

Maybe, seems believable to me.

Yup - I know firsthand!

Unofficially, Feb. 13 is also known as "Mistress Day," the day that straying boyfriends and husbands set aside for the "other woman" - since they're spending the actual Valentine's Day with their girlfriends and wives.

"It might not be a nationally celebrated day, but it's at least a day to practice your 'mistress retention' skills," says Noel Biderman, president of AshleyMadison.com, which sets up extramarital trysts for "when monogamy becomes monotony" and boasts 2 million registered members.

Most cheaters devote the day before Valentine's to keeping their mistresses happy, since waiting until the day after makes them seem like an afterthought.

"You have to be with them the day before, give them their gift, make them feel special and put that to bed," says Ruth Houston, author of "Is He Cheating on You?" "Then Valentine's Day comes, and now you're free to do whatever with your mate."

The city's dining industry caters to Mistress Day's unfaithful crowd. "I guess probably in 10 years Hallmark will make a card for it," laughs Scott Stamford, general manager of the ultraromantic River Cafe in Brooklyn. "The demand for reservations the day before is just as high as Valentine's Day." He doesn't know for sure who's supping with whom, but suspects that gentlemen wine and dine the mistress first, as "that's what we hear from hotel concierges."

Every year customers at cozy One If by Land, Two If by Sea make two reservations during Valentine's week - and ask the staff to pretend that they didn't see them the first time around. "We do have people, and they tell you not to say anything," says general manager Rosanne Martino. "They don't want you to say you saw them earlier."

City florists see their fair share of infidelity, as well. "There are a lot of men out there who do that," agrees one manager at Off Broadway Florist in Astoria. Cheaters usually charge the wife's bouquet, she notes, while paying for their mistress' buds with cash. "A lot of the time [the mistress' flow-ers] get delivered earlier," she adds, "because he can't spend Valentine's with both women."

Fortunately (for wives and girlfriends, at least), there's often a trail of evidence that wary women can use to learn the truth. "Mistress Day was actually brought to our attention by our customers," says cheater catcher Todd Morris, CEO of Brickhouse Security. While his company traditionally supplies corporations with security equipment, they're now outfitting more and more worried wives with tiny GPS tracking systems for briefcases, SIM card spying devices for cell phones and keyboard loggers for computers, to catch their dishonorable hubbies in the act.

He recalls one customer who nabbed her man on Mistress Day after she tracked his movement. "He said he was at a business meeting at the office," Morris says. "She logged in over the Internet and saw where he was going, saw it was a residential neighborhood, and went out and parked her car right outside next to his. She caught him right there coming out the door."

Naturally, then, the days surrounding Feb. 13 are the best times to pin down a philanderer. "You've got a three-day window where anyone who's cheating will more than likely be making contact with the person they're cheating with," says "Cheating" author Houston.

Case in point: former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, who booked his infamous tryst with a high-end call girl on Feb. 13, 2008. "He may have felt that he was giving himself a Valentine's Day present," says Houston.

 
 
Old April 14th @ 09:04 am   #2
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From: Spokane, WA

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Must be for Tiger Woods...
 
 
Old April 15th @ 01:36 am   #3
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Must be for Tiger Woods...
that Would be "booty call" day
 
 
Old April 15th @ 05:20 am   #4
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From: Tatooine

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March 14th is a much better holiday.
 
 
Old April 15th @ 03:33 pm   #5
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March 14th is a much better holiday.
steak and bj day?
 
 
Old April 15th @ 03:56 pm   #6
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From: In that old blue chair...

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Must be for Tiger Woods...
Why yes, yes I am. Any man who can go out and play 18 holes and then go play another 18 why not???!!!

Nike had it right by using him as spokesman..."JUST DO IT!!!"
 
 
Old April 15th @ 06:47 pm   #7
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steak and bj day?
exactly!
 
 
Old April 16th @ 02:59 pm   #8
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From: Las Vegas

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So what do you get her? A gold motel room key holder? A thermos so she can take those drinks to go? What
 
 

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