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Old August 14th @ 04:09 pm   #1
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 2001 ZRX1200R, 2005 Hyosung GT650S Track Bike
A story from a crazy retired guy!

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Subject: Retirement ---> What A Concept.
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Working people frequently ask*me what*I do to make*my life*interesting. Well, for example; The other day I went into town and went into a shop.*I was*only inside for about 15 minutes. When*I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.*I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
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He ignored*me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for an expired inspection sticker. So I called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more*I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
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Personally,*I didn't care.*I came into town*on my motorcycle*and saw the car had an Obama sticker on it.*
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I*try to have a little fun each day now that*I'm retired.

 
 
Old August 15th @ 08:26 pm   #2
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
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