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Old January 31st @ 11:33 am   #1
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a
3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought
of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.


First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.


First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.



Old January 31st @ 12:29 pm   #2
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From: my moma's cooter

Motorcycle: your mom
Old January 31st @ 12:32 pm   #3
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Motorcycle: 06 CBR1000RR
Hey white chicks give it up on the first date...... Ahhh maybe I should keep my mouth shut..
Old January 31st @ 03:10 pm   #4
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From: my moma's cooter

Motorcycle: your mom
Yes they do
Old January 31st @ 06:02 pm   #5
yep they sure do ... I know that one ...but those dang mexican girls just move the whole family in dang it
Old January 31st @ 06:25 pm   #6
….Mexican girls… but they don’t eat rice… sorry! Tortillas….
Believe me, I’m expert!
Old January 31st @ 10:58 pm   #7
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 2001 ZRX1200R, 2005 Hyosung GT650S Track Bike
You gotta get the Mexican girls young....They really ballon up by their mid 20's too much chorizo and refried beans

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