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Old January 13th @ 09:33 pm   #1
 
From: LAs VEgas

Motorcycle: 2008 Daytona 675


Las Vegas – It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate. He sprinkled baby powder on it — what looked like a huge watermelon encased in a compression bandage — but the unmistakable smell of urine couldn’t be completely smothered. “Hard to believe, isn’t it?” 47-year-old Wesley Warren Jr. said in the poorly lit apartment. “It’s freakish.” What sat in front of where Warren was seated in shorts — what is actually attached to him — was more than 100 pounds of scrotum, the protective sac of skin and muscle that contains his testicles. “It’s not easy to get around,” he said, standing and groaning as he lifted his scrotum off its makeshift pedestal and carefully let it hang almost to the floor. “It makes me stay in most of the time.” *In hopes of getting the money for a possible corrective procedure that physicians have told him can cost about $1 million, Warren swallowed his pride by outing himself recently on shock jock Howard Stern’s national satellite radio and cable TV freak segment. But he used the pseudonym “Johnathan from Las Vegas” to let people know that his penis is so buried in his scrotal tissue that he can’t direct his urination and often sprays the area around him. He also told — to more laughter on the set — of how he can’t sit down for a bowel movement and must catch it in the same kind of pail used in casinos for coins. What Warren attributes his condition to is an accidental striking of his testicles by his own leg as he twisted and turned upon awakening from a sleep in late 2008.

 
 
Old January 13th @ 09:58 pm   #2
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From: Las Vegas/Summerlin

Motorcycle: 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa LE/2007 Suzuki GSXR600/2000 Honda CBR600F4
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Originally Posted by EtchaSketch View Post
[IMG]...He sprinkled baby powder on it ...


That's just nuts!
 
 
Old January 14th @ 12:19 am   #3
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: GSXR-750
i go through this every day.
 
 
Old January 14th @ 12:30 am   #4
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From: Las Vegas, NV

Motorcycle: GSXR-750
seriously this guy totally ripped me off. my name is jonathan too and i suffer from huge nuts.
 
 
Old January 14th @ 02:09 pm   #5
 
From: LAs VEgas

Motorcycle: 2008 Daytona 675
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Originally Posted by ars0n750 View Post
seriously this guy totally ripped me off. my name is jonathan too and i suffer from huge nuts.
Do you find that your "huge nuts" ailment has improved or hindered your center of gravity when riding a motorcycle?
 
 
Old January 15th @ 07:24 am   #6
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From: Hendo

Motorcycle: GSX-R 1000 & RC51
I actually saw the report on this dude on tv. I feel bad for the dude. There are so many cosmetic surgeons that do shit for free to help someone look better (wasn't there a reality show where surgeons were helping "ugly" chicks look prettier?) that it's a shame nobody has come forward to help this dude.

now on a side note, could you imagine the nut this dude could bust!?? Yikes!
 
 

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