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Old February 9th @ 05:17 am   #1
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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that
it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So, he stops
at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.

Inside, he sees a Barbie display, and asks the salesgirl how much the
Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and, Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other
Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend . . .

Old February 9th @ 06:08 am   #2
Hmmmm, lots a of reason Ken shouldnt have been smokin' Elmo's pole
Old February 9th @ 07:30 am   #3
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From: my moma's cooter

Motorcycle: your mom
Old February 9th @ 08:37 am   #4
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From: Las Vegas/Summerlin

Motorcycle: 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa LE/2007 Suzuki GSXR600/2000 Honda CBR600F4
Originally Posted by Wheatie
Hmmmm, lots a of reason Ken shouldnt have been smokin' Elmo's pole


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