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Old February 22nd @ 02:13 pm   #1
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From: my moma's cooter

Motorcycle: your mom

Female Poem

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Male Poem

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Old February 22nd @ 02:15 pm   #2
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From: mayberry
Old February 22nd @ 05:47 pm   #3
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: CBR 1000rr/600f4i
Old February 22nd @ 05:58 pm   #4
Old February 23rd @ 09:41 am   #5


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