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Old April 9th @ 01:37 pm   #1
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Texas Drinking.....

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice.

 
 
Old April 9th @ 02:31 pm   #2
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Motorcycle: CBR 1000rr/600f4i
 
 
Old April 9th @ 05:47 pm   #3
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From: my moma's cooter

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Old April 9th @ 06:12 pm   #4
Aiki Boy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gleno
Texas Drinking.....

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice.
I am deeply offended by this highly racist statement and I'm gonna call Harry Reid and report you.

Now that the politically correct and whiny side of my brain had it's say, the common sense side, with a sense of humor will kick the shit out of the whiny side and say, " That shit was funny as hell".
 
 
Old April 9th @ 06:37 pm   #5
 
harry ried probably said the same thing back in 93' when he introduced an illegal immagration bill twice which he's now saying was a lowpoint of his career.
 
 
Old April 9th @ 08:53 pm   #6
 
This is the story of a Chinese, a Mexican and an American traveling in a plane. Happens that in mid air the pilot tells them that the plane is too heavy and is gonna crash if they don throw something away. At that point the Mexican asks the oriental guy what he is gonna throw, and the Chinese answers Im going to get ready of the rice, I got plenty in my country so he does. Then, the Mexican says, - Im gonna throw the beans, and tacos, I got enough back in Mexico and gets ready of that cargo Once they finish they turn to the American saying Hey dude you have to throw something too!... the American slowly replays Well, Im gonna throw the Mexican, I got plenty back in my country.

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Spanish Original
"estos eran un chino, un americano y un mexicano, estos iban en un avion pero traian algo de su pais, asi despues de un rato el piloto les dice, tendran que dejar caer sus pertenencias pues nos estamos apunto de caer y si no lo hacen nos estrellaremos y todos moriremos. en esto que entre el americano y el mexicano comienzan a decirle al chino -tira algo! tira algo! -y el chino dice yo tiro el arroz al fin que tengo muchos en mi pais. luego continuan con el mexicano -tira algo! tira algo!- y el mexicano dice -yo tiro estos frijoles al fin que tengo mucho en mi pais. al ultimo le dicen al americano -tira algo! tira algo!- y el americano dice yo tiro a este mexicano al fin tengo mucho en mi pais"
 
 
Old April 9th @ 09:24 pm   #7
Aiki Boy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by qbnito537
This is the story of a Chinese, a Mexican and an American traveling in a plane. Happens that in mid air the pilot tells them that the plane is too heavy and is gonna crash if they don throw something away. At that point the Mexican asks the oriental guy what he is gonna throw, and the Chinese answers Im going to get ready of the rice, I got plenty in my country so he does. Then, the Mexican says, - Im gonna throw the beans, and tacos, I got enough back in Mexico and gets ready of that cargo Once they finish they turn to the American saying Hey dude you have to throw something too!...* the American slowly replays Well, Im gonna throw the Mexican, I got plenty back in my country.

Quote:
Spanish Original
"estos eran un chino, un americano y un mexicano, estos iban en un avion pero traian algo de su pais, asi despues de un rato el piloto les dice, tendran que dejar caer sus pertenencias pues nos estamos apunto de caer y si no lo hacen nos estrellaremos y todos moriremos. en esto que entre el americano y el mexicano comienzan a decirle al chino -tira algo! tira algo! -y el chino dice yo tiro el arroz al fin que tengo muchos en mi pais. luego continuan con el mexicano -tira algo! tira algo!- y el mexicano dice -yo tiro estos frijoles al fin que tengo mucho en mi pais. al ultimo le dicen al americano -tira algo! tira algo!- y el americano dice yo tiro a este mexicano al fin tengo mucho en mi pais"
THREAD JACKER!!!!!!!
 
 

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