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Old June 30th @ 11:41 am   #1
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From: Syn City

Motorcycle: "R1"
On a farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his friend's life, the chicken began to think.
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new GSXR motorcycle. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend the horse.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny bike, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the the frame of the farmer's bike, the chicken then rode slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the new bike back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.




The moral of the story?....................................




When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a bike to pick up chicks



disclaimer: this was stolen from another site.

 
 
Old June 30th @ 12:47 pm   #2
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: CBR 1000rr/600f4i
 
 
Old July 1st @ 07:40 pm   #3
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Old July 1st @ 10:21 pm   #4
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: 06 1000 rr bone stock 01 F4I
 
 
Old July 2nd @ 06:59 am   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by w@llspl@t


disclaimer: this was stolen from another site.
Yes....from about 15 years ago.

Always funny though.
 
 
Old July 2nd @ 08:41 am   #6
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From: Syn City

Motorcycle: "R1"
Quote:
Originally Posted by w@llspl@t

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new GSXR motorcycle.
Quote:
Yes....from about 15 years ago.
It specifically said a "new GSXR", you must be thinking of another joke....
 
 

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