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Old October 9th @ 04:02 pm   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,

Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,


Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love,

Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love,

Vinnie



 
 
Old October 11th @ 10:47 pm   #2
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From: Sunset and Stephanie
roflmfao....thats hella funny
 
 
Old October 12th @ 07:30 am   #3
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From: Las Vegas

Motorcycle: Honda CBR 1000RR
 
 
Old October 12th @ 08:15 am   #4
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From: Deltona, Fl
Hifuckinglarious...
 
 
Old October 13th @ 09:21 am   #5
 
thats great !
 
 

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