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Old March 16th @ 08:00 am   #121
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"

 
 
Old April 16th @ 05:57 pm   #122
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Arson went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied. "Why can't I have a double dose?" Arse asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied. "But I need it really bad," Arse explained. "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday." "Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects." On Monday Arse dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" Arse said, "No one showed up."

 
 
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