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Old December 1st @ 08:59 am   #1
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From: mayberry
Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die .



Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.



Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism



Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

 
 
Old December 1st @ 09:35 am   #2
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From: Las Vegas/Summerlin

Motorcycle: 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa LE/2007 Suzuki GSXR600/2000 Honda CBR600F4
This one bears repeating:

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.



 
 
Old December 1st @ 10:44 am   #3
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
#6 brings a ray of sunshine to an otherwise crappy day.
 
 
Old December 1st @ 01:32 pm   #4
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T Mac sez:




















Sorry honey...I posted this in Jan 05....and it was a repost then.
 
 
Old December 1st @ 01:56 pm   #5
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From: mayberry
whatever...............
 
 

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