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Old February 1st @ 10:06 pm   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among

three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and

watches to see what they do with the money.



The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon

gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and

dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done

this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.



The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new

set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some

expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she

has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.




Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several

times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the

remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for

their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with

the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.




Men are like that, you know.

 
 

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