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Old September 10th @ 10:53 pm   #51
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From: The GREAT NW

Motorcycle: with my arms wrapped around my guy
HAHAHAHA.......................

im pui....hehehehheeeee
cant wait till next week.......................!!!

 
 
Old September 11th @ 06:16 am   #52
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From: Hendertucky

Motorcycle: 07 GSXR 600
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Parking space at the beach......$10
Firewood for the bonfire......$12
Bottle of Jim Beam.....$20
Hot Dogs and Buns to roast on the fire......$7
Using all of the above to melt the shoes you're wearing while resting them on the edge of the firepit and not feeling it.........Priceless.
you are supposed to fall in the fire, but this is pretty fucking funny too!!
 
 
Old September 11th @ 07:00 am   #53
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From: Long Beach, CA

Motorcycle: 07 BMW K1200GT
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you are supposed to fall in the fire, but this is pretty fucking funny too!!
We can't have that. I already scare away children and small animals without the melted face.
 
 
Old September 11th @ 07:33 am   #54
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From: Hendertucky

Motorcycle: 07 GSXR 600
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We can't have that. I already scare away children and small animals without the melted face.

Better keep that in mind then,....bringing you some sauce !!!!
 
 
Old October 13th @ 11:20 pm   #55
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Motorcycle: '05 GSXR 750
I had a game night at my house ./ WEr played Cranium and mexicna train dominoa and hasd a great time. I hope you all have g a good staturday and weejkend. Much luvg MAC
 
 
Old January 27th @ 11:13 pm   #56
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Motorcycle: '05 GSXR 750
Hey everyone just got back from karoke and had a blast. Going to bed soon. Thought I would say hi and I will se you all on sunday,. Much love MAC
 
 
Old March 19th @ 10:42 pm   #57
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From: Sin City

Motorcycle: 05' Gixxer600
Hello My fellow PUI fucker Buddies. Just wanted to let all ya'll people know I love you guys dearly. There is nothing I would do for you guys. Can't wait for our 5th Annual Party so we can all get P U I All night shlong. Now sing it with me. Can't wait till we all get P U I buy me some juuunglllle juice and Nae Nae's. Cuz it's A tit bit nipple out there. And Lets go get a BREAST of fresh ASS

J Holiday and Trey Song Concert was the shizzle. Word to Motha
 
 
Old March 20th @ 07:47 pm   #58
Howie B
 
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There is nothing I would do for you guys.

I knew I could count on you to do nothing for us guys!!!
 
 
Old February 13th @ 10:17 pm   #59
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
I was in a bar getting drunk. After a few drinks, I slured "Where's the bathroom?"
Without looking up the bar maid pointed over toward the mens room. After a few minutes of silence I started yelling for help. Wondering what was wrong, the bar maid ran over to see if I was okay. "What's wrong with your toilet?" I asked, obviously in pain. "Every time I flush, my balls get squeezed!"
Laughing and shaking her head, the bar maid replied, "You dumbass, your on the mop bucket."
 
 
Old May 22nd @ 05:59 pm   #60
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
How fried chicken and sex are similiar...

Both appear simpler and easier than they really are
To the uninitiated, who are familiar with the finished product when made by somebody else, it all seems so easy, just a little flour and oil and there you have it, chicken, fried. You stick it in, go back and forth a little bit and bam! Done. Of course it’s complicated with emotions and needs and expectations and body odor. Good fried chicken involves knowing how to season (too much and the seasonings burn, too little and you get only the taste of grease), knowing how to handle the temperature of meat, and being familiar with how chicken cooks. One little mistake can wind up with you wasting food and time.

Both can offer incredible pleasure…
Seriously, if you eat meat and you don’t like well-made fried chicken, then you have no idea what good food is need to just spend the rest of your life eating Wonderbread and drinking Kool-Aid like the crass dullard that you are. If done right right you can experience such heights of ecstasy that you consider morbid obesity and heart disease decent prices to pay for the privilege of the meal. Sex can change your world-view, can turn you into a sadistic predator mid-coitus, can cause you to have a quasi-religious experience at orgasm, and turn you into a nasty little pervert with disgusting thoughts anywhere in between. In short, it can turn you into somebody else, free you from who you are normally.

…Or feelings of regret and shame
Follow the directions in most cookbooks and you will get fried chicken that is edible but not exceptional. If you use, say, corn oil you will most likely wind up with a perfectly decent, possibly even attractive meal, but one that may leave you will a feeling of deep self-hatred, and, depending on the sensitivity of your bowels to fried foods, even anguish. Sex with somebody you loathe, or somebody from outside your usual preference, can leave you similar feelings and a need to purge yourself of the memory and to take a shower.

Your first time should be with a professional
Preferably one who has been doing it for a while and has a method that has been honed of excess steps and that they are confident with. Along with the fact that they will be better at it than an amateur, this is so that relationship-loyalties and emotions don’t get mixed up with your assessment. Sentimental attachments tend to interfere with objectivity. Once you have had it from the best you can decide whether or not it is for you.

Time for another talk with Dr. Bombay (saphire)
 
 

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