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Old November 13th @ 06:04 am   #1
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn't travel light), the chauffeur notices that the Pope
is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the chauffeur, "Would you please
take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to
drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose
my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the
chauffeur, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the chauffeur gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
behind the wheel. The chauffeur quickly regrets his decision
when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it,
accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried chauffeur,
but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his
motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief
gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is stumped, "You been drinking, John?"

Cop: "No Sir."

Chief : "Then what makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."


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