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Old January 29th @ 10:06 pm   #1
Howie B
 
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something , ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana'

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I WON !, I WON!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


Last edited by Howie B; January 31st at 04:51 am.
 
 
Old January 30th @ 07:58 am   #2
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From: east side vegas

Motorcycle: HONDA VTX 1800
thats great. to funny.
 
 
Old January 30th @ 01:55 pm   #3
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From: In that old blue chair...

Motorcycle: FXB12RR
Dood I think you need to recount the numbers...
 
 
Old January 30th @ 02:29 pm   #4
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
Self: The top 19...er 15, yea 15 things to do to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

Voice in head: No dumbass, I said it was 19.

Self: But there are only 15.

Voice in head: Dont make me beat our head against a wall until those assholes come and make me go away with "drugs of the devil".

Self: But?!?!?!

Voice in head: That's it motherfucker (punches self in face)
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Old January 30th @ 04:34 pm   #5
Howie B
 
it was copied and pasted
 
 
Old January 30th @ 05:49 pm   #6
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From: NLV - Lone Mt & Clayton

Motorcycle: 2002 Yamaha FZ1
What, you ate paste as a kid?
 
 
Old January 30th @ 06:24 pm   #7
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From: Sin City

Motorcycle: 05' Gixxer600
You guys made snott come out of my nose Im laughting so hard. Im still sick as a dog.
 
 
Old January 31st @ 04:13 pm   #8
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From: Spokane, WA

Motorcycle: 2006 Wing with MUSIC, 2003 Illusion Blue Wing, & 2006 Custom ZX14
Ooooo,

I wanna play....


 
 

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